3 dumb guys

September 17, 2009
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. 

The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. 

The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty. 

Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door. 

The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window."

Posted by Terri Lathe.

 

Blond joke

September 17, 2009
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.

She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."

Posted by Terri Lathe.

 

joke

September 16, 2009
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''


Ok, so now write a response to this joke!
 

Posted by Terri Lathe.

 

Is it fixed????

September 15, 2009
Ok guys, I'm hoping this thing is now fixed.

Posted by Terri Lathe.

 

I'm working on it.

August 31, 2009
This wonderful new technology doesn't seem to want to work.  I'm working on it.

Posted by Terri Lathe.

 

Welcome

July 29, 2009
Welcome to our new blog site.  Every day you will be asked to go to a computer, log on to our new website, and write a response to the posted blog.
Have fun guys!

Terri

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