Browsing Archive: September, 2009
Posted by Terri Lathe on Friday, September 25, 2009,
Here is your question for today........
What well-known pageant takes place every year in Atlantic City, New Jersey? Continue reading ...
Posted by Terri Lathe on Thursday, September 24, 2009,
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He were sure he knowed the answer."Retype this sentence correctly into the blog. Continue reading ...
Posted by Terri Lathe on Monday, September 21, 2009,
Talking Dog for Sale
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me
jetting from country to country, sitting in ...
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Posted by Terri Lathe on Friday, September 18, 2009,
Q: How can you tell that a blonde's been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There's M&M shells all over the floor. Continue reading ...
Posted by Terri Lathe on Thursday, September 17, 2009,
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.
The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.
The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.
Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.
The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot... Continue reading ...
Posted by Terri Lathe on Thursday, September 17, 2009,
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears: “Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out."
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Posted by Terri Lathe on Wednesday, September 16, 2009,
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 year...
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Posted by Terri Lathe on Tuesday, September 15, 2009,
Ok guys, I'm hoping this thing is now fixed.
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